Monday, June 16, 2008

It's a poll y'all!

Please answer honestly. I don't care if you hate me, but don't lie about it.

Also, if you're that crazy girl who stalks me? I don't care if you hate me honeyface but only vote how much you hate me once, okay? I don't want to mess up the stats.

Thanks y'all. There will be more about this at a later date.

Would you buy That Chick's book?
Of course I would. That Chick is the Shiznit.
Maybe, maybe not. She gives it away for free on her blog.
No, I wouldn't. That Chick and her writing sucks.
Who is That Chick again?
Orlando Bloom

View Results

29 comments:

giants fan said...

the fact that orlando bloom was a choice, is funny as hell!

Sabrina said...

I was so tempted to vote for Orlando Bloom, didn't bother reading the question, but then I re-read the question. Why did you throw his name in there...totally distracted me..

Dawn~a~Bon said...

I voted but you didn't have my optimal answer, which was "Not only would I buy it, I'd buy extra copies to give as gifts."

Christie said...

dangit. I voted but then it went to the blocked screen from my work. not sure if it registerd so I'll vote again later. Hope I don't mess with your stats too much ;)

AndreAnna said...

Brad Pitt would have got my vote. Orlando Bloom is too pussy for me, unless he's Legolas.

Bethany said...

Now, if you had said Johnny Depp I would have totally voted for him!

I'll send you $20 right now if you send me your book!

Karen said...

I wanted to be able to have multiple choices! While I would buy your book, I wanted to choose Orlando Bloom just because.

Kimberly said...

Ditto to what Dawn said. I'd totally buy your book for other peeps.

Also...people read the blogs of people they hate? That is so messed up...who has that kind of time?!

prayingtodarwin said...

I would totally buy the book, even if you're givin' it away for free here. I have to fight my children for access to the computer that I stole from my husband, fair and square. But a book without pictures? They'll never touch it.

Mimi said...

Honestly, I don't really purchase books except for my children. For myself I go to the library. Shoot the last book I bought was the Lee Iacocca book in the 80's! Ok, wait, maybe a pregnancy book then too! Seriously, I'd request it from the library so that they'd have to get it.

Tara said...

orlando bloom.... hahahahah...you crack me up. Of COURSE I would buy your book... that's not even a legitimate question. :)

Lisa said...

I would totally buy your book. Thanks for not putting James McAvoy on this list. Because if you would have, I would have drooled on my keyboard and shorted out the computer. ;-)

the planet of janet said...

*snort* i'd totally buy your book, but i nearly voted for orlando bloom because ... um ... well... uh... yeah. because THAT!

Angie said...

you just crack me up.

Tiger Lamb Girl said...

That ass-slot that's stalking you can't mess up the stats. There are too many people who love your writing.

Gah, I'm bitchy today. (menstrual headaches do that to me)

Jana said...

Love ya chick! And I Totally voted to buy your book cause I would...tell me where I can send the $$ and I would do it!
P.S. Love the calling out of that Stupid Anonymous bizzo...

Denise said...

Well I don't feel the orlando love so um yeah.

judy in ky said...

I would definitely buy your book. I always enjoy reading what you have to say. More of it would be even better!

squishytushy said...

Let me tell you that I really thought about my answer... Initially I was going to say "OF COURSE I'D BUY THE BOOK!!" Then I remembered that I'm broke & cheap. So I was going to say that I read you here for free. But then I remembered that I am, like Ohmigod! your biggest fan ev'a and if I can't support the "little" people trying to go for the gold, than WTF...

End result? As broke & cheap as I am? Of course I'd buy your book. I'd really have no choice cuz it's gonna be AMAZING!!!

Can't wait!!

Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

Well I was going to vote for Orlando Bloom, but noticed you didn't have him paired with Johnny Depp. Screw that. So, I said you're the shiznit.

I'm feeling the love today! :-)

velocibadgergirl said...

Orlando Bloom!

(Just kidding. You know I would buy two copies!)

Lisa said...

Only if you learn to spell the word "would".

Just kidding. You know I am going to buy your book.

notsosmallfries said...

I would buy it. And I would drive the husband insane as I interrupted whatever he was doing when I was reading to read him the latest funny part. Kind of like I did just now catching up with your blog.

Wenderina said...

Yup. Curiosity alone would loosen my purse strings.

Tamsyn said...

Your stalker voted. For some reason, that one negative vote on the poll cracks me up. She's like a belligerent little kid sulking in the corner of the playground, periodically shrieking: 'Everybody HATES you, you know!'

SJ said...

I would *totally* buy your book! TOTALLY!

SJ said...

But only if YOU signed it!

Rachel said...

I would totally buy your book. I almost voted for Orlando Bloom though cuz it was funny.

And I'm retarded.

EE said...

The 20% line looks like a unit...teehee!