Thursday, June 19, 2008

Oh. You guys...

My poll? Unmitigated success.

Okay, not really. But a heck of a lot of you guys voted. As of 8:41am it was 169 votes.

And yes, I looked at it and snorted and said in my head, "SIXTY-NINE!" and then giggled to myself like a 14 year old boy. Because I'm awesome.

So, as it stands...

76% of you would buy my book. Smooches to you.
20% may or may not. Because I give it away for free here.

Which leads me believe I should stop giving it away for free.


No, just lying. I'm a blog-whore.


1% hate me. Heh. Hate you too bitch.


No just kidding, just kidding. Can you imagine?

2% don't have a clue who I am.

And to that 2% I say...stick around. You'll like me. I give it away for free, apparently.


And finally...1% voted for Orlando Bloom.


I would have voted for Orlando also. So sue me.

Thanks for participating everybody. I've been feeling kind of craptacular about all of this, and this helps. A lot.

Hugs all around!

17 comments:

judy in ky said...

I would love it if you wrote a whole book full of Open Letters. They are inspired.

Robyn said...

Try not to get discouraged -- J.K. Rawlings (author of Harry Potter) was rejected by a ton of publishers before one took a chance on her. I'd like to imagine all the ones that rejected her book are now FIRED!

SMILF said...

I just stumbled upon your blog last week and I check it every day. I am addicted. Keep up the craziness! :)

Kimberly said...

See?! See what Judy said? How long have I been tellin' ya that? Open Letters, book edition. Would be a bestseller for sure!

So glad you're feelin' the love!

Sarcasta-Mom said...

Open letters book edition- I LOVE it.

When someone is finally smart enough to publish your book, I'll be one of the first in line to buy it , evn if you do give it away for free :)

Karin's Korner said...

I agree with Judy...I love your open letters but I also love to hear what is going on in your life with you, Jason and the twins.

BTW, you are craptastic girl, so go with it!!

Allie Bear said...

Okay, I've been MIA lately due to moving and I didn't get to vote in this poll but I wanted you to know that I would totally buy your book. I would march my ass down to Hastings and special order it if I had to AND I would keep reading what you are giving away for free here because I love you that much.

Kiki said...

Chick - You have no idea how you have touched so many lives. You make me want to be a better writer... and you make me look around and take notice of all the craziness that goes on in our lives daily. I used to just tune it out. Thanks for waking me up! You so totally rock!

giants fan said...

hugs to you, too!

Morgan said...

I think you should just turn the whole blog into a book. It's great, lol! :)

Tiger Lamb Girl said...

I'm not at all surprised by the results. Not even the 1%asshat. lol

Kelly M said...

Your awesome...Of course we'd read!

squishytushy said...

You're so loved... and now you know it!

Jana said...

BAHAHAHAHA! LOVE YOU CHICK!!! You crack me up!

Rachel said...

If you stop giving it away for free I WILL drive over there and we WILL have ourselves a little talk. Do you understand me, missy??

EE said...

Dang...I missed it!
I would soooo read your book!

SJ said...

So um, when is the book coming out?!