Douchenozzle: An unpleasant individual. See also douchehat, douchenugget, and asshat.
"Jesus God, he's such a douchenozzle!"
For the love of God!: An expression of annoyance. Usually directed toward my spouse.
"Jason! For the love of God!"
Oh for the love of Christ!: An expression of annoyance. Usually directed toward my spouse.
"Oh for the love of Christ, Jason! Bill O'Reilly is hardly an shining example of journalistic integrity!"
Piddle-dick: Slow and/or lazy.
"Quit piddle-dicking around and move the hell on!"
"Willis is a sawed-off son of a bitch".
"I am worn slap out!"
"I've told you umpty-frat times Clyde! I don't have the stupid document!"
Whatthedamnhell: An expression of surprise and/or confusion.
"Whatthedamnhell is going on here?"