Since no one cares about the publishing anyway!
Scene: Stephanie, Boy Child, and Girl Child on their way to school.
Boy Child: Mom? We are not telling anyone at school about your book. And if anyone asks we'll be all like, "What? I have no idea what you are talking about!"
Me: Um, okay. But why?
Boy Child: Mom. There's someone in your book named Big Pimpin' Willie. You can't use that kind of language on school grounds!
Good to know.