So Friday at work I wasn't having the best day ever.
I know. Shocking.
Someone was behaving inappropriately (being a whiny little bitch, if you want the skinny) and I said to my immediate office-mates, "Someone needs to tell him that the sticky side of the sanitary* pad goes DOWN!"
Yeah. I said "him". It was a man.
I know. I'm not right.
My co-workers? Were horrified. Absolutely horrified. Acted like that was the worst thing I had ever, ever said. Could not BELIEVE I would say such a thing.
Yesterday morning I told Jason what I said. The whole story.
And you know what he said?
"That's not even the worst thing you've said since we've been awake!"
It was 8:30am.
*ETA the word "sanitary". Not because that's exactly what I said. Just because it ain't Post-it notes y'all.