Monday, March 09, 2009

Inappropriate! Party of one!

So Friday at work I wasn't having the best day ever.

I know. Shocking.

Someone was behaving inappropriately (being a whiny little bitch, if you want the skinny) and I said to my immediate office-mates, "Someone needs to tell him that the sticky side of the sanitary* pad goes DOWN!"

Yeah. I said "him". It was a man.


I know. I'm not right.


My co-workers? Were horrified. Absolutely horrified. Acted like that was the worst thing I had ever, ever said. Could not BELIEVE I would say such a thing.



Yesterday morning I told Jason what I said. The whole story.

And you know what he said?

"That's not even the worst thing you've said since we've been awake!"






It was 8:30am.







*ETA the word "sanitary". Not because that's exactly what I said. Just because it ain't Post-it notes y'all.

18 comments:

courtneyryan369 said...

Haha. I would have burst out laughing and promptly spit my coffee out.

May I use that phrase?

Kimberly said...

For a moment there I thought you were talking about post-in-notes. Oi. I'm slow today.

Once I got it, I laughed. Out loud even.

carolyn said...

This post??? Is exactly why I love your blog so much. It made me laugh out loud!!

Geekgrl64 said...

I thought post its initially. Took me a minute to get it. Too funny!

Scout's Honor said...

I'm slow. At first, I thought you were referring to post-its, not menstrual pads. Funny, funny.

kristi said...

Too funny! I say inappropriate things all the time. :)

I am Trish Marie said...

What the hell is wrong with the people you work with? That shit is funny. In fact, I am going to be waiting for the perfect place to use that line.

Betsey Booms said...

Huh? I just yelled across the office to my boss "that came out way more half assed then it was intended."

And that was the lamest thing I've said all day.

Heather said...

LOL! I would have laughed. But I too am inappropriate.

EE said...

I'm often accused of having no "filter".
I'm so glad I'm not alone:)
You are awesome!!!

jill said...

hubs and i approve

Angie said...

Think I can use that at church staff meeting tomorrow??? Pleeeeeeease!!??

Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

OMG! That is just awesome. I'm snorting. :)

Deanna said...

*L* I can't wait to "steal" that one! Man, woman or chimpazee...It was gooooooood!

SJ said...

Drop dead hilarious.

Where do you come up with this funny ass sayings!?

Stephanie said...

OMG, can I be your best friend?

Anonymous said...

Super great. why are people so uptight. I would have gotten you a pad to give him. then we could have rolled on the floor laughing at the same time. people just flat out need to lighten up.

writemeg said...

Awesome way to call someone out! :) And for the record, I don't find that offensive at all. Some of my co-workers routinely call each other bitches -- to their faces -- and not in a funny, ha-ha jokey way. We all manage to sit near each other and not stab each other with ballpoint pens somehow, though. :)