The Facebook always wants to offer me suggestions on people who could potentially be my "friend".
While I appreciate their concern with my social wellness, I really wish they would offer me options other than "Accept Friend" or "Ignore request".
I'm thinking more along the lines of buttons like:
I hated their guts in high school, did not miss them the entire time they have been out of my life, and find that my hate for them is not diminished, but exacerbated by this brief and meaningless exchange!
There's a reason they aren't invited to the family reunion! Don't even get me started!
I only tolerated them because they dated my sister and I didn't even really like them even though I bought them a bottle of Drakkar Noir (which all the guys on the back of my schoolbus bathed in and referred to as "Dra-Car") that one time for Christmas back in the early 1990's.
I don't know.
Facebook is probably nicer than me.