I was moving right along today.
In fact? Despite my mind-numbing cramps that serve only to remind me of personal EPIC FAIL when it comes to fertility? I was having an okay day.
1) I kicked the gym's butt after work. Six ways of Sunday, even.
2) I got my new contact lens and can finally pass my employment physical (since, before, I was not street-legal. But don't tell the police, okay?).
3) I got two good pieces of financial news.
4) And! AND! I got to use the words, "rode hard and put up wet" conversationally.
I mean, can you top that day? I think you probably can't.
Then? The children said, "Mom, we have some papers for you!" and what did they hand me?
For middle school.
CUE OMINOUS MUSIC.