Wednesday, May 20, 2009

No ordinary time.

Things I've learned lately:

1) You can't change people. You can want to change them. You can want them to want to change themselves. You can't change them.
2) I really don't care for Tab.
3) You can't please everybody. Sometimes? You can't please anybody.
4) I'm not completely socially inept. Maybe I'm mostly socially inept. But not completely.
5) Kids don't have to turn out like their parents.


Things I still haven't learned:

1) When to say, "Well! He can just suck a bag of dicks!" Because everytime I seem to say that? Someone really important is standing within my proximity.
2) To look around my proximity before shrieking things about dicks.
3) To stop talking about dicks so much. Good Lord.
4) To forgive and not glare at someone with a condescending look upon my face when they were at least pretending to give a crap about me.
5) How to play Texas Hold 'Em. I really want to learn too.

5 comments:

Dawn~a~Bon said...

I don't know how to play Texas Hold 'Em either. It doesn't make us bad people!

Lisa Chelle said...

I never manage to say anything inappropriate until someone I don't want to hear walks up behind me :(

Betsey Booms said...

I don't know about you, but when I picture a bag of dicks it looks like a bag of frozen chicken parts.

Just saying.

Zakary said...

Bag Of Dicks is my new favorite saying. It will replace Eat A Dick soon.

Or perhaps I will just start saying Eat A BAG Of Dicks.

Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

I haven't learned to quit talking smack about people when they're in my near vicinity. Because I get caught. Every damned time.