As I've proven many times before, I have absolutely no shame, thus I am in no way embarrassed to admit that I completely love the television program Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives.
Did you know it comes on like, fourteen times in a weekend? I do now, thanks to TiVo (and much to Jason's dismay).
The guy that hosts it though?
Seriously. Is he on drugs?
I'm being serious when I ask that question.
Okay, because this is him:
And I'm pretty sure that's on purpose y'all.
I'm not even going to talk about how you can see his food when he eats. I won't even mention that part even though it's REALLY DISGUSTING.
God, I have been on Weight Watchers so. long.