Boy Child, reading a flyer about the men's fishing trip at church: BWAHAHA, BWAHAHA!!!
Boy Child: Look! Mom! It says NO CRAP! BWHAHAHAAHA!THEY SAID CRAP AT CHURCH!
Me: Um, son? That says carp.
Boy Child: Oh.
Girl Child and Jason: BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Girl Child, quietly to Boy Child, after a moment: What the heck is a carp?
Boy Child: Whatever it is? It's not crap.