Because yesterday? At work? The strap of my Mary Jane Crocs came apart.
I'll give you a minute to imagine the utter sexiness that is the Mary Jane Croc.
Better than that even...behold!
I know, right?
So I did what everyone in my personal situation would do, I suppose.
I took the biggest stapler we had and STAPLED THE SIDE OF MY SHOE TOGETHER.
And then I had to wear it home? And the little pointy parts of the staple stabbed me the whole time.
And Jason said, "Good GOD Stephanie! Buy some new shoes!" and I said, "But these are okay..."
I'm not really an engineer, I just play one on the internet.