My dog is really quiet. I've heard her bark exactly two times in the two and 1/2 years I've had her. In fact, when other dogs bark at her? She gives them a look. A look that clearly says, "Bitch, please."
She's her mother's dog. What can I say?
Anyway, so I'm sitting at my desk and my dog walks to the door, sits down and makes a noise at me.
Not a bark. Not even really a growl. Just a low noise in her throat.
So I reacted in the way that one would expect me to react. I didn't even turn around from work and instead, flipped the dog the bird.
Jason, who had come up behind me then said, to the dog:
"BURN! You got TOLD bitch!"
I'm not kidding.