Stephanie, while watching her all-time favorite movie The Wedding Singer (for about the 10,000th time...but who's counting?): I love Drew Barrymore. When my book gets made into a movie? I want her to play me.
Jason, thoughtfully: Who can play me? Tom Selleck?
Me: TOM SELLECK!?!?!
Jason, hurt: Well. He has a really nice mustache!
So do you, Jason. So do you.