Who says things like, "Ginger. For the love of God. Stop snacking on your own butt!"?
Who does things like get up at 4:30am ON PURPOSE to go to the gym?
Who gets so unnaturally annoyed with bad and/or slow drivers that she literally rolls down the car windows and CHEERS for people when they turn?
Who tells her own mother (who is pretty much appalled by her, by the way), "Let me hang up so I can cuss without you getting mad at me"?
Who only buys mint chocolate chip ice cream because she HATES mint chocolate chip ice cream, thus ensuring that she won't EAT mint chocolate chip ice cream?
Who told her boss, yesterday, "We'll just act good for a little while until the new person gets used to us. Then? We'll scream and call each other bitches and act awful some more. And the new person can just DEAL WITH IT"?
Who said to a co-worker today, "Ask me if I care. No, seriously. Go on. ASK ME"?
Who wasn't surprised when they didn't ask me?
Who is so tired she wants to cry most of the time?
Who is seriously, SERIOUSLY so tired of some of the people in her life who are SO OBSESSED WITH ONE THING AND ONE THING ONLY AND CAN THINK OF AND TALK ABOUT ONE THING ONLY that she really wants to stab them in the throat?
Who might just cry after finishing this because she's not all that thrilled with the person she's become?