-Kanye West. Dude, I was so on board with that Golddigger song a few years ago (until the db's at the Jiffy Lube stole my CD's when they changed my oil). Now? You are just a stupid attention whore. STOP IT. NO ONE CARES. YOU ARE AN IDIOT.
-Kate Major. Dude. Fine. You despise John Gosselin. GET IN LINE. Does anyone NOT despise him?
Although, seriously. Does this dude have a beer flavored peen or what? I can't think of any of other explanation for all these women flocking around him because Jesus Lord, child support for eight children cannot be cheap and he's about as attractive as a pile of cat puke.
(Sorry dad. Sorry)
(Admittedly, it would be hard for my own ass to bite me)
-The death of Patrick Swayze. So NOT the time of my life.
-Biochemistry. Just cause.
-My new book. Specifically, my paralyzing fear of said book.
(We're in a it's-not-going-well phase. Is it obvious?)
-The bizarre rules that come along with middle school. Specifically, the fact that the school can, apparently change the start time, not tell anyone and STILL get pissy with you because your kids are "late".
-The equally bizarre hormones that come along with middle school. These include, but are not limited to, sobbing for no reason, panicking over nothing, and sobbing over something that does not require even sniffling.
-People who GRAPHICALLY OVERSHARE on the Facebook. It's awesome that you have really strong beliefs on certain issues. It's not awesome to post graphic things to get your point across. Just...no.
Also? I don't want to know if you had sex last night. I just don't. I'm very happy for you, but keep that to yourself.
-My cell phone. It's a complete piece of crap.
-The economy, which is also a complete piece of crap.
-The fact that it's not November yet. I need it to be November. Now.
*Not an exhaustive list