Thursday, April 19, 2007

Because you need to know more about me.

Annie at Crunchy with Style! has submitted the following questions to me for an interview. I think Bethany will also interview me at some point, and I will answer her questions as well. I like talking about me and my lame ass that much and bless her heart, she’s got a lot going on.

1) Isn’t my blog style the most?

Okay, I’m lying. That’s not really her question, it’s mine. And isn’t it? I have to give mad props to my girl Angie for her awesome design. She really pretties up the internet, yes?

Also? I look just like that.

Yeah. I’m lying. But I look KIND of like that. I even have a shirt like that! And an iPod, but mine is pink.

Here are the REAL questions.

1. What is the one topic you will not blog about?

My personal sex life. Everyone else’s sex life is fair game.

No, just kidding.

Well, I wasn’t kidding about the first part. I was kidding about the second part.

My husband is a very appropriate individual. Far more than I am. He tolerates a lot of nonsense from me. But he would be mortified beyond belief if I said anything about THAT.

And he’s more important than even my artistic vision. So. There you have it.

2. Chinese or Mexican food?

I love some stir-fry, but definitely Mexican. I never get to eat it because my husband hates it.
Because he's a communist.

3. What is a perfect Saturday night for you?

I guess it used to be going out to dinner and watching Mad TV with my husband. Now, it probably involves lots of sleeping.

4. Have you watched Sex in the City? Which girl are you most like?

Possibly I am the only woman in America under the age of 106 who has not seen this show, so I have no idea! Maybe someone who has seen the show can tell me who they think I'm most like.

5. Relaxation. To the beach or to the lake?

Oh, neither.

I love the water. Love to swim. Love to be IN the water.


When I was a little girl, I went swimming in a creek near my grandparents home? And I got an ear infection that lasted all summer.

And then I went to the lake once and saw a used maxi-pad floating in it. And I just couldn’t do it.

And the beach? Well, since I am the whitest woman alive and there are sharks and stuff there? I just avoid it.

But give me a nice, clean, chlorinated pool? I’ll swim all day long. All. Day. Long.

If you wanna play, here’s what you do.
1. Leave me a comment saying, “Interview me.” If I don’t have your email address, leave it for me in the comments.

2. I will respond by emailing you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
(Insert, "Muwahahahaahah!")

3. You will update your blog with the answers to the questions.

4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.

5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.


AnnieM said...
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AnnieM said...

Woohoo! So unfortunate about the ocean and least you were never stung by a jellyfish and had to have someone pee on you! I haven't either, just sayin'. Thanks for playin' along.

Ashley said...

Interview me chick ;)

Ashley said...

Anonymous said...

interview me. I dare ya.

And may I just say: luv the new look!

Amy W said...

Your husband and mine? The same person, right down to the mexican food thing...

Ask away!

Anonymous said...

interview me!

Denise said...

Funny lol.

Anonymous said...

You are a nut. Thanks for the shout out.

Color me woman #2 who has never seen Sex in the City.

Denise said...

Sex in the city rocks!! You are missing out girlfriend. Chick I think that you are more like Charlotte, she is the more conservative one who does not like to talk about her sex life. I am more like Carrie.

Lizarita said...

I am so jealous of your new pretty site. I WANT ONE!!!
I was once a non-SATC watcher. And then my BFF's found out I was nearly ostricized from the group. So when I went on maternity leave, I borrowed a few seasons and watched them. And now I need rehab.
You are most like...none of those girls. And that's okay b/c I'm not either.
BlogHer? hello!? Can you hear her calling your name? "That Chick....THAT CHICK!!! Come to me..."

(This has GOT to be the most random comment ever.)

Flopsy Flopsy just came on the radio.

Kimberly Vanderhorst said...

I've never seen that show. I only watch TV with my hubby, and I love him too much to subject him to that sort of thing.

You've a fair number of people to interview already, but if you want another, feel free. I love talking about myself, as it's the one subject I know the best (and I'm a huuuuge show off my nature).

Rachel (Crazy-Is) said...

I have never watched SATC either, Chick! Don't feel bad!

What is wrong with Jason? He doesn't like Mexican? I don't understand.

I've already done the interview thing (you knew that already, but whatever) but I think you may come up with some awesome questions, so if you want, send me some!

Alpha Dude said...

You may most certainly interview me if you would like, but you don't have to. So many others have already volunteered and you have much else to do. But, if you find the time........

I think your questions would be downright stellar! Or scary. Or confusing. Or all of the above.

I've never seen that show either.

Thanks for stopping by and for the kinds words.

Blessings to you.

frannie said...

ask away-- unless you run out of time. then don't worry about it.

luved your interview. I'll save it for when you're famous!

Emma in Canada said...

I would love, love, love to be interviewed. I keep telling people that but no one's taking me up on the offer. Would crying help? just in case you feel like making my day.

Cause I really am a sad sack as my fella would say.

Unknown said...

I would let you interview me.

Thanks for the love after my lovely night of shaving black off of my yummy bread :D

Anonymous said...

Count me in as one to never have watched Sex and the City. FINALLY!!! I can admit it...

Anonymous said...

Oh la laaaa....look at this beautimous background! I love it. And....I was pretty young when Different Strokes was really popular so I don't remember much about it. Was there an episode where someone got kidnapped and they had a hypnotist come over to get one of the kids to remember a license plate number? Or maybe I'm just crazy. Or maybe I had too many nightmares when I was little.....

my4kids said...

I've never seen sex in the city either, chick! That feels better most people look at me crossed when I say that.
How can the hubby not like Mexican??

I'd love to answer questions but it looks like you have several already.

Unknown said...


I love it! You ARE totally awesome! See how cool you are?

We can be Jennifers together :D

Anonymous said...

Uhm, I know Rachel just interviewed me, but the idea of answering Chick questions made me tingle from my pinky toes all the way to my hair follicles... So, please add me to your mass email:

And girlfriend, if I haven't told you so this week, can I tell you how much I think you rock? Calling Jason a communist is literally the greatest thing ever.

Heathie said...

Great answers! Your lake experience gives me the shivs.

EE said...

Yeah, I'm with you on the pool thing! I like to see what I'm swimming in.
BTW, that was probably my maxipad floating around...I think I remember losing it on one of drunken college boating excursions.

Bethany said...

Sounds like we have the same Saturday night!

I finally sent you (and Emma) the questions!

You can send me some if you want!

Heather K said...

Oh my!! you've had some nasty swimming experiences....yuck... I see you have a bunch of interviewee-s--but if you want another one.... feel free to interview me. (C:

my4kids said...

I answered my questions their posted now!
That was fun!

Kelly said...

I'm so relieved to know I'm not the only one that has never watched Sex in the City! When I tell ppl that..they look at me like I have 10 heads!

Dawn~a~Bon said...

Hey! How the heck are you??? I hate Sex & The City! You're not missing a thing!

CPA Mom said...

Ah sleep...perfect anytime.

You are Miranda. Sarcastic, witty and very, very smart. I love the show. Love, Love, Love it.

Interview me! I need the blog fodder.

SJINCO said...

I love your answers, and by the way? I've never watched Sex & The City either. NEVER.

I've done the interview thing once courtesy of CPA Mom, but would love to do it again.

Ask away! (my email address is in my blog profile)