Conversation with Jason on Monday night:
Jason: What are you doing babe?
Me: Just looking at this contract.
Jason: *sighs sadly*
Jason: I bet you already told all your friends at "Jason loves Jesus" that you have a contract.
Me: Jason. For the love of God.
Jason: What? I'm sad because you told them before me.
Me: No. I didn't. And it's Jason. For the love of God.
Jason: For the love of God, what?
Me: The blog name, hon.
Jason: What did I say?
Me: You said, "Jason loves Jesus". That's not it.
Jason: Oh, right. So you told your friends at "Jason. What the hell?" right?
Me: NO. JASON. I did NOT TELL THEM.
Jason: Oh, okay.
Me: And it's "Jason. For the love of God."
Jason: For the love of God, WHAT?
Me: THAT'S THE STUPID BLOG NAME!!!!
Jason, quietly: Isn't that what I said?
It's a good thing he's cute. For real.
Oh and by the way? I got a contract to write a book.
Not THE book. Not a book I've already written, but a book I've been asked to write.
Don't get your panties in a wad yet. Really. More deets later. It's not my big break or anything, but it's a start and a good, positive one.
And now I've told everyone. Sort of.