Sunday, August 24, 2008

The foulest of foul moods.

It's almost time for my third period for August, so I am in a craptacular mood today.

Seriously, I snapped at the lady at the grocery store because the ad said there would be boneless, skinless chicken breast for $1.99 a pound and there was NO BONELESS, SKINLESS CHICKEN BREAST FOR $1.99 A POUND. It was all like $3.99 a pound. And I asked the lady who was stocking the meat and she said, like she was bored, "It's not my responsibility what the ad says."

So I said, "Well. What a DELIGHTFUL attitude you have!"

And for me? That's really bitchy y'all. That's one of the bitchiest things I've said in at least twelve hours. At least.

So she walked off and I complained to the manager, and they acted like they had no idea what I was talking about EVEN WHEN I SHOWED THEM THE STUPID AD.

And yes, I am complaining.
And yes, I know this is a stupid thing to complain about.
But the searing pain in my one remaining ovary is putting me in a really foul mood.

So maybe just read tomorrow. I'll probably feel less like bitch-slapping people then.


Frannie said...

I would be bitchy, too.

I hope you feel better.

I seriously can't imagine.

Dawn~a~Bon said...

The chicken thing would piss me off, but the oh-well attitudes would piss me off more. Do your damn job, people!

I'm sorry about your ovary pain. That sucks ass.


AndreAnna said...

Ugh. Ovary pain sucks big hairy moose bong-bongs.

Vodka. There's always vodka.

Kimberly Vanderhorst said...

So frustrating!

If it helps, we're lucky to get chicken for 6.99 a pound up here in Canadia. probably doesn't help.

Saphira said...

sweetie, you have every right to feel bitchy! go with, tomorrow start over

Unknown said...

ugh. I have been so there with you on 3 periods in one month. And 14 day periods. Hate it. Sucks. I'm at a point now where it's scary to leave the house because of clots.

I am done with having kids so all I dream of is uterine ablation and partial hysterectomies.


I know you want more so I'm crossing my fingers and toes for you.


As for that bitch at the supermarket, it sounds like false advertising and when I'm in a hormonal mood she would be lucky if I didn't start throwing other bits of meat at her:

Hamburger thwaps. Take that and that with your chicken apple sausages. Blap! I'll shank you with this lamb shank, you whore. Have some beef tongue to the head. Shazam! Let me wrap some of these hot links around your neck. Awww. So pretty, yes? What? Hard to breath?

Told you. Whore-moan-al! At least in my imagination. :)

Captain Steve said...

I love it when you're all bitchy.

Mrs. Booms said...

Bitch slaps abound. You get 'em!

Anonymous said...

I've been in an awful mood today. I don't know what my problem is. At least you have an excuse.

I just can't stand it when store clerks act like they don't even know what the store ad says.
Helloooo?? Good grief.

Rachel (Crazy-Is) said...

Bitch-slap away my dear. Bitch-slap away.

Anonymous said...

Maybe something in the air? Because I'm in the foulest mood too and have already contemplated the slow deaths of three people.

KiKi said...

Two words: CRAMP TABS.

Just saying.

Amy W said...

You have every right to be bitchy....

Anonymous said...

I hope you didn't buy that damn chicken. or at least got it for the 1.99 price. which they better have given you. too many grocery stores get away with that crap
(like I was charged 50 cents extra for soda, which SOUNDS retarded to be angry but the only reason I bought it was because it hadn't been that cheap in so long)


Kiki said...

I'm right there with ya sister! I hate everyone today.