Friday, August 21, 2009

Breaking News!

The Boy Child? Is now girlfriendless.

The worst part? The pissy little mean, certainly lovely young lady didn't even tell him herself. She told his sister and apparently said,

"I don't know how to tell him this! I don't want to break his heart!"

Girl Child told Boy Child. He said, "Okay."

He then ran over to the former girlfriend and before she could say anything he said, "I know!" and then ran off.

I asked him, "Boy Child, is your heart broken?"

Then we all laughed hysterically.

So, um. Boy Child isn't exactly heartbroken.

He said to me, "You had lots of boyfriends, didn't you?"

I told him, "Yes! I had lots of boyfriends! And you will too!"

So he said, "Um. Mom. I want girlfriends. Not boyfriends."

Then we all laughed hysterically again.

I think he'll be fine.


Kimberly Vanderhorst said...

What a great kid. I love the lack of drama/trauma in all that.

Mrs. Case said...

Is it wrong that I think it is GREAT that he ran over to tell her off and didn't let her get a word in edgewise? LOL!

Twisted Cinderella said...

I LOVE it! he is such a great kid!

Boriqua said...

If only all breakups were so painless, right? ;)

Anonymous said...

Seems fine to me!

And as always, made me laugh.


Anonymous said...

Gotta love that Boy Child of yours!!!

SJINCO said...

Gotta love it!

judy in ky said...

What a great kid! Laughing hysterically is the best... and very good for you!

Anonymous said...

Great kid! Love how he handled it!

Coal Miner's Granddaughter said...

Young hearts are so resilient! Laughing is the best way to handle it. :)

PaintedPromise said...

oh Boy Child, you make me smile, yes you do...

God knew what he was doing when he gave me all daughters, i don't do males well... BUT - i'd have a son if he could be just like you :)