So, I've mentioned the parkway is closed, right?
Today, I notice as I'm driving home that there is a big sign on the Highway sign that would normally lead to this exit that says:
CLOSED. SUGGEST ALTERNATE ROUTE.
Are they asking me to suggest an alternate route?
Or are they say saying, "Hey, we suggest you take an alternate route"?
Because it's not so much "We suggest you take an alternate route." as it is, "You will die a horrible, tragic death if you take this exit."
And I don't mean like when P. Diddy says, "Vote or die!" and then you don't vote and you get like, a mild case of heartburn. I mean like, you will really, honest and for true DIE because there is no bridge there anymore and you'll plunge to your death.
I wish I worked for the Department of Transportation.