Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Sinusitis: A poem.

Sinusitis is why I woke up and was not able to swallow.
Sinusitis is why, in my misery, I wallow.
My head is pounding, pounding so.
So it's back to bed I go.
Back to bed, back to bed, back to bed I go.
Will I show? Oh no.

Oh no, I will not show.

16 comments:

Kellie said...

Awww, crapbag...that sucks you're sick. I'm sorry :(

Jocelyn said...

Listen, if you don't show up, they're NEVER going to know who you are at work.

But, crud, sinusitis. That's suckage. Hope you conquer the evil.

Kimberly said...

Okay, how you can be that creative with that much sinus pressure cramping your brain, I just don't know. I turn into a pile of barely sentient goo whenever I get it. Ugh.

And hey, I get it at -least- once a year, so muchos advice for you, babe.

Keep your head propped up at all time. Hot, steamy showers are your best friend. Sudafed Sinus is also your best friend, especially the night time stuff which can make you go really loopy (love that stuff). If, unlike me, you think you can handle it, snort saltwater. Old home remedy.

And lots and lots and lots of water. You'll quickly feel like a grape turned raisin otherwise.

Hope it passes quickly for you.

Catwoman said...

Well no wonder you're depressed! You sinuses feel like they're going to explode.

Snorting salt water? Those crazy kids! What will they think of next!

Alpha Dude 1.5 said...

Dr. Suess is getting nervous.

Hope you are feeling better soon.

Blessings.

julie said...

You can almost sing that to the tune of "Yankee Doodle".

frannie said...

get well!!! feel better!!! rejoing the living!!!!

SJ said...

Sorry to hear you're sick, I hope you get better soon!

Your poem rocked!

la bellina mammina said...

Hi - came across your blog from t family syndicate. Sorry to hear about your sister, sorry that you're sick, but really like your poem!

Get better soon!

EE said...

Hey! Just got to thinking that you may not have been able to open the link I sent you a few posts back. It was to a picture of a piece of pecan pie, not a nasty porn site or anything...LOL!
Great poem. Hope you feel better!

Emily said...

That was very Dr. Seuss of you.

Stephanette said...

My doctor told me to snort a special mix, but not salt water...it made me choke, gag, and swallow accidently. I'm sorry! Go to the dr. and get anti-biotics it will help, I promise. Feel better soon.

Amy W said...

Good grief. Yes, go get drugs. I normally have some left over and if I did, I would so drive them to your house. Or at least Fed Ex them...

Rachel said...

Your poem kicks ass! sorry to hear you are sick. It's this crappy, can't make up it's mind what it wants to do, weather! Hope you feel better soon!

Dawn~a~Bon said...

Oh shoot! I'm sorry you're sick. I hope you feel better soon . . . like . . NOW! Feel better . . . NOW! NOW!

Shanilie said...

I feel for you....Sinusitis is my middle name! :)