Tuesday, June 12, 2007

They try to make me go to Rehab, and I say NO, NO, NO!

Crap-o-Rama. Isn't that the best blog name EVER?

I saw myself getting hits from this blog, so I went over and checked it out and found out I'd been tagged for a meme. Fun! This meme was five reasons why I blog.

There are way more reasons than that, but here are the top five:

1) I love to write.

I think this is the primary one, and one of the reasons I have over two hundred posts in less than seven months. I just love to write.

Also? I have trouble shutting up. But I think they kind of go together.

2) I have an obsessive need to make people laugh.

Sometimes it works. Sometimes not so much.

3) I miss school. A lot.

I knew my graduation was looming when I started this blog last November. Since I'm a huge freak and like to always feel compelled to have an activity, this blog seemed like a good outlet. So far, it has been.

4) I enjoy saying snarky things that I wouldn't like say in real life.

Open letters? Bitching about the stupid people that inhabit the earth? Wishing my neighbors would use freaking birth control? You'll find it all here.

I'm entirely to Southern to say this stuff to people's faces. Plus most of them wouldn't understand anyway.

5) All the cool kids are doing it!

Seriously...check out my blogroll! I love these people.

I'm a non-tagger, as you guys know. But if anyone wants to do this meme, help your sweet little selves.


Bethany said...

I love the open letters. I am so glad you blog because you crack me up!

frannie said...

as long as you sufficiently bless someone's heart, you can say anything you want about them.

for instance?

Bless her heart, She don't have the sense that God gave a rock.

it's just the Southern way

Angie said...

Being a transplanted northerner in southern territory, I still don't say things quite to peoples' faces, but I do drop the term "bless your heart" quite often.

I'm glad you blog. Don't stop. Ever.

(notice I didn't leave you with a NEW song stuck in your head?)

aubrey said...

i absolutely LOVE that rehab song! thanks for stopping by my blog!

Kimberly said...

Whenever your blog title lights up on my bloglines screen I get giddy. How's about I list five reasons why I'm glad you blog?

1) You're genuine. You're one of those real people who helps other people to accept who they are by being honest about all the crap that goes on in this world.
2) You have amazing kids, and your relationship with them is seriously inspiring.
3) You're freaking funny! If you could do in person what you do in your writing? You'd be the Last Comic Standing, baby.
4) You're just so darn loveable. And I love loving people.
5) Whenever you comment on -my- blog, I get this little thrill of excitement because someone as cool as you made time for me.

Wendy said...

I love your open letters! They always crack me up! I am always getting wierd looks from the hubby!!!

CPA Mom said...

"I'm entirely to Southern to say this stuff to people's faces"
- you know, only true Southern Ladies understand that one. So true, dat.

my4kids said...

All I can say is I'm glad you blog!
I enjoy reading it and you frequently make me laugh and thats a good thing!

Amira said...

Yea, yes, uh-uh, oh yeah, and you betcha.

We're just glad you're here. But your reasons are cool, too.

Keep bloggin', sistah!

Anonymous said...

How cool is that. Tagged by a newcomer...Love it.

How great is that Amy Winehouse album? I can't get if off my stereo.

Twisted Cinderella said...

Great post! I am glad that I discovered you!

HeatherAnn Fragglehead said...

You forgot one.

6) You are an excellent writer, and you have the amazing talent of drawing people into your stories so that they feel like they're apart of the goings on of your life. And you make people so real with your descriptions that others can relate to them and think, "I know someone JUST like that!"

Amy W said...

You definitely make me laugh!

Stephanie said...

Ooh! Ooh! I wouldn't have mentioned this if you hadn't said that you missed school. I'm taking a Computer Information class online and our first assignment was Netiquette. (http://www.albion.com/netiquette/corerules.html) The second rule of Netiquette is to not say anything online that you wouldn't say in person! How's that for smarty-pants. Honestly, I don't care. I love your snarky comments. *Smooches*

SJ said...


And I love your blog! Especially your open letters, however I'll take anything you write because you simply rock.

Plain and simple.

Lizarita said...

You are fabulous. That is all.

EE said...

Your open letters are my favorite!!!!

Jodi said...

Okay ,Hello ! I swear you are my twin or something, I read your stuff all the time, and I think , "I know exactly what your saying" or "yes I hear dat!" but seriously I think you read my mind. Thanks for the laughs.

Brown Eyed Girl said...

I adore you.

It's just that simple!

Shanilie said...

You're always making me laugh. I would love to meet you in real life.

Great meme.

~Sheryl said...

Hey Chickie, thanks for the blog title shout-out. Funny, I was just trying to think of a new name as I was getting board with crap-o-rama and I don't say it near as much as I used to. Guess I should keep it.

Janet a.k.a. Wondermom..."Tagged by a newcomer..." <- this cracked me up. I am quite old, in fact. hehehe

Love, love, love that Amy Winehouse CD!!!!

Of course I can't begin to remember how I happened across your blog, but I do love your writing. And you must have tons 'o readers because my clicks from here are enormous. I wasn't so much tagging as I was pointing people in the direction of some cool blogs. Glad you did the meme.

AnnieM said...

You make me laugh every. single. time.

Jules the Crazy said...

delurking to say that I recently found your blog through someone's links, and you are a great writer! I read your last five entries yesterday and literally giggled the whole time. you rock! keep up the good work!

mAsOn & tErrI's mOm said...

You are so funny...you make me laugh!


ewe_suck said...

where's the funny?