“Why do they make coupons so big?” I lamented on a recent Sunday morning.
“Hmm?” Jason said, somewhat uninterested.
“Look!” I said, holding up a coupon the size of my left buttock. “What is the purpose of making that so large?”
He squinted at it and said, “So you won’t forget to purchase tampons.”
“You know. You’ll look in your purse and you’ll see that huge, pink coupon and you’ll think, oh, I need to buy tampons. Wow! I have a coupon!”
“The fact that I have a vagina reminds me I have to purchase tampons, hon.”
He said, thoughtfully, “But you can’t cut a vagina out of the Sunday paper.”