Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Lots-o-crap

-Tonight? I licked my son's face and told him, "Mmm! You taste like chicken!"

-He said, "No. I taste like Beef."

-Girl Child said, "BEEF! It's what's for dinner."

-Clearly, Girl Child watches way to much television.

-Ginger had to be groomed today, so I put her in the car along with the kids this morning. When they got out of the car at the Elementary School, the dog looked at me as though I had taken a huge dump in her favorite spot.

-She was even more irritated when we got to the vet and she, GASP, had to see another dog.

-My dog thinks she's a person.

-A very anal, attention-whorish person, apparently.

-When I went to pick up Ginger, I exclaimed loudly, "Look at you SEXY THANG!"

-I totally forgot that I was using my outside voice.

-And that the receptionist at the vet's office was standing there.

-Now, she thinks I'm a freak.

-I'm not sure I even care.

-I told someone today I didn't really understand redneck words, I was just trying to fit in at work.

-I'm not sure that's true, but I keep telling myself that.

-I've been interrupted eleven times while trying to type this post so Boy Child and Girl Child can show me their Tae Kwon Do form.

-When they do the big yell? Boy Child goes, "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" like Hulk Hogan and Girl Child goes, "Ya". Like she couldn't give a crap.

-She still kicks butt.

-Their form? Way more interesting than this.

10 comments:

Alpha Dude 1.5 said...

You lead such a cool life.....

Kimberly said...

That must be some form. Even in the realm of miscellany, you triumph.

Kellie said...

I totally want to be you when I get big. Seriously :)

Amy W said...

Can I have your kids?? You know, to teach my kids stuff.

Morgan Leigh said...

You are so cool, and funny.

Catwoman said...

I heart you, your kids and Ginger.

Who I also think is a sexy thang, groomed or not.

Angie said...

Not so sure that their form could ever be more interesting than one of your posts. I laughed out loud. . .not once, but twice!

frannie said...

I love this kidfolk!

AnGlOpHiLe FoOtBaLl FaNaTiC said...

Aren't girl dogs just truly bitchy? Mine is exactly the same way yours seems to be. And, did I mention she's violently jealous of her human baby brother?

SJ said...

You crack me up. And your kids too...