-Tonight? I licked my son's face and told him, "Mmm! You taste like chicken!"
-He said, "No. I taste like Beef."
-Girl Child said, "BEEF! It's what's for dinner."
-Clearly, Girl Child watches way to much television.
-Ginger had to be groomed today, so I put her in the car along with the kids this morning. When they got out of the car at the Elementary School, the dog looked at me as though I had taken a huge dump in her favorite spot.
-She was even more irritated when we got to the vet and she, GASP, had to see another dog.
-My dog thinks she's a person.
-A very anal, attention-whorish person, apparently.
-When I went to pick up Ginger, I exclaimed loudly, "Look at you SEXY THANG!"
-I totally forgot that I was using my outside voice.
-And that the receptionist at the vet's office was standing there.
-Now, she thinks I'm a freak.
-I'm not sure I even care.
-I told someone today I didn't really understand redneck words, I was just trying to fit in at work.
-I'm not sure that's true, but I keep telling myself that.
-I've been interrupted eleven times while trying to type this post so Boy Child and Girl Child can show me their Tae Kwon Do form.
-When they do the big yell? Boy Child goes, "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" like Hulk Hogan and Girl Child goes, "Ya". Like she couldn't give a crap.
-She still kicks butt.
-Their form? Way more interesting than this.
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You lead such a cool life.....
That must be some form. Even in the realm of miscellany, you triumph.
I totally want to be you when I get big. Seriously :)
Can I have your kids?? You know, to teach my kids stuff.
You are so cool, and funny.
I heart you, your kids and Ginger.
Who I also think is a sexy thang, groomed or not.
Not so sure that their form could ever be more interesting than one of your posts. I laughed out loud. . .not once, but twice!
I love this kidfolk!
Aren't girl dogs just truly bitchy? Mine is exactly the same way yours seems to be. And, did I mention she's violently jealous of her human baby brother?
You crack me up. And your kids too...
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