Today, Boy Child and I were driving to pick up Girl Child and some guy talking on his cell phone drifted into our lane.
I honked at him and muttered, "Jerk"
The guy flipped a bird.
Boy Child said, mockingly, "Ooh! Look at me! I'm a big douchebag! I have to flip off women because my penis is so small!"
I laughed hysterically, of course, because I'm wildly inappropriate and then I said, "I don't want to hear about anyone's penis honey."
And he said...
Put that one in your book.