Today, Boy Child and I were driving to pick up Girl Child and some guy talking on his cell phone drifted into our lane.
I honked at him and muttered, "Jerk"
The guy flipped a bird.
Boy Child said, mockingly, "Ooh! Look at me! I'm a big douchebag! I have to flip off women because my penis is so small!"
I laughed hysterically, of course, because I'm wildly inappropriate and then I said, "I don't want to hear about anyone's penis honey."
And he said...
"Except Daddy's."
Put that one in your book.
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Gah! The brilliance of that boy still manages to catch me off guard somehow.
I just snorted!
You son is one of the funniest people I know of. He's going to make some woman a wonderful husband some day. And I mean that.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats great! I just choked on my coke i was drinking. LOL. Guess what Catherine did today? Well background, we had bought some "toys" and got one free, a small little nothing of a toy and we lost it somewhere before we even used it. Today catherine brought it to me and asked me what it was. LMAO thank goodness it wasn't anything that was obvious. I just said it was something of her dads and she should ask him!! HAHA
oh my gosh, he's too funny!
That's the kind of stuff that brightens your day, I bet! I definitely just got a good laugh out of it. :)
Oh my God! I laughed so hard I choked. Like I said, Boy Child rocks!
Hope today was better than yesterday. Although, I am taking it that your son yelling at the douchebag in the car next to you beats cleaning up dog crap.
Hilarious!
cracking me up, that boy child is!
Sick. If I knew where you lived I would report you for child abuse.
Quick! Someone call 911 to get that stick out of anonymous's ass! It must be painful.
Boy Child? I love him. I hope mine grows up to be as brilliantly inappropriate!
Oh! Brilliant! HAHAHAHA!!! (Boy child I mean)
Anonymous-- you suck and obviously don't know what child abuse is.
LOL, now that was funny! He sounds like a riot!
bwahahahahahahahahahaha
Yep, this site nominated for Best Parenting Blog.
I voted.
best. mom. evah.
That is hysterical!
I love it.
Your children are my inspiration. Please tell Boy Child that Princess Velocibadgergirl thinks he kicks ass.
Ok..I love your kids. They are awesome!
Oh man that is too funny!
Oh. My. God. LOL!!
lmfao, that kid cracks me up.
OMGah! How funny!
Well, I'm sure that makes work seem millions of miles away when you get to be entertained by Boy Child!
my husband thought it was really funny. glad anon could share with us the stick up his/her ass. sure, that's a little advanced language for the apparent age of your child, but whatever, it's a smart comment, shows intelligence and humor, oh and i bed anon is a guy with a small penis, that's what he was pissed off about!
LMAO. That was the best part of my whole day. You go boy child!
Bwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!!!!!! Boy-child is hilarious!!!!!
Anonymous must have a small penis. So sad. They have pills for that now.
That's a good one. What a clever little boy you have. I wonder where he gets it...
Did you hear that, Chick?
That was me, coughing my glass of wine through my nose. Omg. *my sides hurt*
OMG... OMG... OMG!!!
I would have pee'd in my pants right there & then in the driver's seat.
In fact, I think I did a little right here at my computer chair.
LMAO! How do you live with such funny people and not get side cramps from laughing so hard? :)
Ditto on Alpha Dude's comment. (Not really, but the sentiment is shared--not the actual voting. Yet.)
That? Was hilarious. Love you guys.
I love that your kids know what a douchebag is and know how to use the term appropriately!
OHG, that's so funny. Great Kid !!!
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