Thursday, May 22, 2008

Frantic call from Jason earlier.

Jason: "Do you know of any beauty supply stores in OurTown?"

Me: "Um. What?"

Jason: "Beauty supply stores."

Me: "What?"

Jason: "You know, where you buy hair care products?"

Me, after a moment of utter confusion: "Why?"

Jason: "I need to buy a brush."




So. I died laughing.


Because he's BALD.


Completely bald. BALD. Shiny headed, even.



And he said, because in his world, this amounts to logic, "I left my brush in Nashville. I have to get a new one. My beard is all askew this morning!"



Heaven forbid! The man's beard is askew!

Y'all better call somebody!

12 comments:

stepmomof2 said...

Hilarious!

SJ said...

Askew! That's a funny word. And even better he's talking about brushing his beard!

AHahahahahaha!

Bethany said...

His beard is "askew"! I love it!! Would a comb work or does it have to be a brush?

Kimberly said...

What a cutie that man is! Hilarious!

frannie said...

so does he have bed beard when he wakes up?

Allie Bear said...

LMAO, I love the way he doesn't realize they carry brushes at like Wal-Mart or Target or hell, the grocery store even. Men crack me up.

Heather said...

That is so funny! He can buy a brush anywhere!

Betsey Booms said...

I totally thought of you last night...

JUVIES - on MTV... Have you seen it?

Jennilu said...

I have never known of a man needing a brush for his beard. Unless he was one of those ZZTop guys, maybe. Too funny! Men are so cute when they get flustered.

Catwoman said...

Does it have to be a special brush to get it just the way he likes it? Like a 1" round brush or something? Because that's totally awesome!

Rachel said...

Askew??!! Hilarious!!!!

imgladyouasked said...

Was askew his word for the day??? That made me smile...lol