Jason: "Do you know of any beauty supply stores in OurTown?"
Me: "Um. What?"
Jason: "Beauty supply stores."
Jason: "You know, where you buy hair care products?"
Me, after a moment of utter confusion: "Why?"
Jason: "I need to buy a brush."
So. I died laughing.
Because he's BALD.
Completely bald. BALD. Shiny headed, even.
And he said, because in his world, this amounts to logic, "I left my brush in Nashville. I have to get a new one. My beard is all askew this morning!"
Heaven forbid! The man's beard is askew!
Y'all better call somebody!