Jason: "Do you know of any beauty supply stores in OurTown?"
Me: "Um. What?"
Jason: "Beauty supply stores."
Me: "What?"
Jason: "You know, where you buy hair care products?"
Me, after a moment of utter confusion: "Why?"
Jason: "I need to buy a brush."
So. I died laughing.
Because he's BALD.
Completely bald. BALD. Shiny headed, even.
And he said, because in his world, this amounts to logic, "I left my brush in Nashville. I have to get a new one. My beard is all askew this morning!"
Heaven forbid! The man's beard is askew!
Y'all better call somebody!
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Hilarious!
Askew! That's a funny word. And even better he's talking about brushing his beard!
AHahahahahaha!
His beard is "askew"! I love it!! Would a comb work or does it have to be a brush?
What a cutie that man is! Hilarious!
so does he have bed beard when he wakes up?
LMAO, I love the way he doesn't realize they carry brushes at like Wal-Mart or Target or hell, the grocery store even. Men crack me up.
That is so funny! He can buy a brush anywhere!
I totally thought of you last night...
JUVIES - on MTV... Have you seen it?
I have never known of a man needing a brush for his beard. Unless he was one of those ZZTop guys, maybe. Too funny! Men are so cute when they get flustered.
Does it have to be a special brush to get it just the way he likes it? Like a 1" round brush or something? Because that's totally awesome!
Askew??!! Hilarious!!!!
Was askew his word for the day??? That made me smile...lol
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