Because while he was gone I did the following:
1) Ate fajita nachos. With lots of onions.
2) Watched Bridezillas. With this look on my face:
3) May or may not have given this dog refried beans: 
4) May or may not have laughed hysterically when said dog farted repeatedly.
5) Hung this big ass 11x14 photograph over our bed:
6) And this one on the living room wall:
7) Found photgraphic evidence that my husband used to have hair. Lots of it. Observe:
8) Called him at 10pm and shrieked, "Oh my God! You used to have hair! You had a fro!"
9) Dealt with the fact that he was not amused by the above conversation.
10) Then, watched a Lifetime movie which featured Tori Spelling and shrieked at the television, "RUN TORI RUN!"
Don't you wish you had my life? For reals.
19 comments:
In that old picture of Jason, I thought the grandmother was holding a giant bottle of liquor.
Then I looked closer and saw it was bread.
Way funnier as liquor. ;)
It could have went either way with Jason's grandma. She does love the liquor. :)
Did the kids see Jason's fro? I imagine hysterical rolling-on-the-floor laughter. :)
Um, imagine that, Ginger farts and burps alot when she is fed things like refried beans?!?!?! Definitely cruel and unusual punishment! Ha!
For the love of Willis and Arnold. Your blog just gets better and better.
Oh my gosh. You crack me up. I think I saw that same movie!
Oh my gosh. You crack me up. I think I saw that same movie!
Love the pics, the one of your kids are just toooo cute. You really crack me up. Keep up the good work lol
BAHHAHAHA!! Your so funny!!! Chick rocks!
Adorable pictures.
And it does seem that only Lifetime will give Donna Martin and her weird boob gap the time of day. Thank the baby Jesus for that.
Sounds like the perfect no-husband/man time. (still laughing at the refried beans - who can resist a face like that though?)
I absolutely love the pictures of you and Jason and the kids! Looks like the grandma is holding hotdog buns.
Hee hee...that's nothing compared to what I do when Neil's away.
For serious.
I'm pretty open and out there but such happenstances? I do not blog about.
Forget Bridezillas. I'd like to see a shot of you yelling "Run, Tori, run!"
Isn't it funny how when the men are gone we totally tear it up girly style? I love it when current boyfriend is at the gym or with his trainer so I can eat hotdogs with A1 sauce.
JASON WITH HAIR!!!!!!!! OMG! He looks so different!
Now THAT'S one solid head of hair! Where'd it all go? Was it something he ate??
You are so funny! Love that look on your face watching Bridezillas, lol. I get that same look on my face too.
Ahahahaha! If I had the house to myself I'd be doing the SAME things....
And wow, Jason DID have hair!
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