Thursday, October 16, 2008

Coming home.

Jason is back and it's a good thing.

Because while he was gone I did the following:

1) Ate fajita nachos. With lots of onions.

2) Watched Bridezillas. With this look on my face:


3) May or may not have given this dog refried beans:
4) May or may not have laughed hysterically when said dog farted repeatedly.

5) Hung this big ass 11x14 photograph over our bed:




6) And this one on the living room wall:

7) Found photgraphic evidence that my husband used to have hair. Lots of it. Observe:

8) Called him at 10pm and shrieked, "Oh my God! You used to have hair! You had a fro!"

9) Dealt with the fact that he was not amused by the above conversation.

10) Then, watched a Lifetime movie which featured Tori Spelling and shrieked at the television, "RUN TORI RUN!"


Don't you wish you had my life? For reals.

19 comments:

AndreAnna said...

In that old picture of Jason, I thought the grandmother was holding a giant bottle of liquor.

Then I looked closer and saw it was bread.

Way funnier as liquor. ;)

That Chick Over There said...

It could have went either way with Jason's grandma. She does love the liquor. :)

mean stepmom said...

Did the kids see Jason's fro? I imagine hysterical rolling-on-the-floor laughter. :)

Tulip Girl said...

Um, imagine that, Ginger farts and burps alot when she is fed things like refried beans?!?!?! Definitely cruel and unusual punishment! Ha!

Angie said...

For the love of Willis and Arnold. Your blog just gets better and better.

Stephanie said...

Oh my gosh. You crack me up. I think I saw that same movie!

Stephanie said...

Oh my gosh. You crack me up. I think I saw that same movie!

Rottie_mom said...

Love the pics, the one of your kids are just toooo cute. You really crack me up. Keep up the good work lol

Jana said...

BAHHAHAHA!! Your so funny!!! Chick rocks!

Captain Steve said...

Adorable pictures.

And it does seem that only Lifetime will give Donna Martin and her weird boob gap the time of day. Thank the baby Jesus for that.

Jhianna said...

Sounds like the perfect no-husband/man time. (still laughing at the refried beans - who can resist a face like that though?)

stepmomof2 said...

I absolutely love the pictures of you and Jason and the kids! Looks like the grandma is holding hotdog buns.

Kimberly said...

Hee hee...that's nothing compared to what I do when Neil's away.

For serious.

I'm pretty open and out there but such happenstances? I do not blog about.

imadramamama said...

Forget Bridezillas. I'd like to see a shot of you yelling "Run, Tori, run!"

Kiki said...

Isn't it funny how when the men are gone we totally tear it up girly style? I love it when current boyfriend is at the gym or with his trainer so I can eat hotdogs with A1 sauce.

Dawn~a~Bon said...

JASON WITH HAIR!!!!!!!! OMG! He looks so different!

squishytushy said...

Now THAT'S one solid head of hair! Where'd it all go? Was it something he ate??

Mikey said...

You are so funny! Love that look on your face watching Bridezillas, lol. I get that same look on my face too.

SJ said...

Ahahahaha! If I had the house to myself I'd be doing the SAME things....

And wow, Jason DID have hair!