Me, coming up behind Jason: Hi!
Jason, startled: Oh, hi! I didn't see you there.
Me: I'm hard to miss, hon.
Jason: You're getting easier to miss all the time.
Jason: Well. That sounded horrible, didn't it?
Me: Yes, it kind of did.
Jason: This is bloggable, isn't it?
Me: Yes. Yes, it is.
Jason, sighing: At least tell them I was talking about you losing weight. Okay?