I hate using the bathroom at work. Especially since they have one two-seater for like, 300 women in this building.
But this morning? I ate a cup of All-Bran Strawberry delight cut with 1/2 cup of Fiber one. So. Yeah.
And when I went in there? It smelled like fruit.
Because the spray they left in the bathroom was "Strawberries and Cream".
So it actually smelled like Strawberry and Ass.
Which, by the way? Would not sell in mass markets.
I have a book review to post later. I just had to tell someone this.
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Amen to being regular!
haha too funny!! At least they put spray in your bathroom..I have a couple coworkers that should personally carry their own bottle...
Strawberry and Ass? ROFLMAO. Seriously.
{gagging}
lol
Poop stories are so much funnier when girls tell them.
True to form, my husband laughed until he cried and said that you were GREAT. He said if you ever get published and a book comes out, we are the first in line..LOL!
Ditto on the Yay for being regular comment!!
On my blog
www.crazyintx-kristi.blogspot.com I posted about our work bathroom. I posted one day about how it smelled like "somebody's butt smoked a cigarette". LOL!!
'somebody shit a christmas tree' is the one we heard, because farmers would go into the grainery place and take a dump and then spray god awful pine smelling stuff to try and cover it up... so that's when his co-worker came up with the one liner and dad came home with that one day and we've never forgotten it.
You sound like my hilarious sister-in-law.
I would totally bake you a turkey for Thanksgiving.
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