Thursday, March 05, 2009

I'm so old.

My favorite radio station plays all the new, popular music. And there is this song that plays every single morning on my way to work.

I won't pretend to know all the lyrics but I do know that one part of it refers to "grinding" with you.

I know I'm not cool and I'm way out of touch and whatnot, but do other women really hear that from men and go, "Yes. Exactly. That's what I want in a man. Someone who wants to GRIND me"?

Another part of the song refers to "squeezing" someone.

Is it just me or does this song sound less like music and more like assault?


Not tellin' you my name ... said...

Hmmm ... I dunno.

Grinding and squeezing sounds like the start of a recipe to me (e.g., grind the meat, squeeze the lemon).

(And the entendre's ensue.)

Angie said...

Okay that last comment was hilarious. You are probably onto something here. . . and no, you're not old.

Anonymous said...

I think I almost had yogurt come out of my nose. Snort! I dont even know the song, that's how far out of touch I am..oh well. I think squeezing is for produce and grinding for coffee, or meat as someone said..

Kimberly Vanderhorst said...

You just summed it up perfectly!

Stephanie said...

Chivalry is dead. Instead of keeping their women protected, they want every other man in the world to see what they've got. Wonder why adultery is so prevalent these days?!

Denise said...

I don't know about a man, but I wouldn't mind a woman grinding and squeezing on me hahaha.

Dawn~a~Bon said...

Is it the, "I wanna make love right nah nah nah" song? OMG HATE.

For some reason for four days in a row when I got to the point in Pellissippi Pkwy where you have to merge right before Dutchtown, that song that goes, "I turn my head to the east, I don't see nobody by my side" is on. And not only that, but it was on that PART of the song every single time. WEIRD!

SJINCO said...

Haha. Point taken!