So Friday at work I wasn't having the best day ever.
I know. Shocking.
Someone was behaving inappropriately (being a whiny little bitch, if you want the skinny) and I said to my immediate office-mates, "Someone needs to tell him that the sticky side of the sanitary* pad goes DOWN!"
Yeah. I said "him". It was a man.
I know. I'm not right.
My co-workers? Were horrified. Absolutely horrified. Acted like that was the worst thing I had ever, ever said. Could not BELIEVE I would say such a thing.
Yesterday morning I told Jason what I said. The whole story.
And you know what he said?
"That's not even the worst thing you've said since we've been awake!"
It was 8:30am.
*ETA the word "sanitary". Not because that's exactly what I said. Just because it ain't Post-it notes y'all.
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Haha. I would have burst out laughing and promptly spit my coffee out.
May I use that phrase?
For a moment there I thought you were talking about post-in-notes. Oi. I'm slow today.
Once I got it, I laughed. Out loud even.
This post??? Is exactly why I love your blog so much. It made me laugh out loud!!
I thought post its initially. Took me a minute to get it. Too funny!
I'm slow. At first, I thought you were referring to post-its, not menstrual pads. Funny, funny.
Too funny! I say inappropriate things all the time. :)
What the hell is wrong with the people you work with? That shit is funny. In fact, I am going to be waiting for the perfect place to use that line.
Huh? I just yelled across the office to my boss "that came out way more half assed then it was intended."
And that was the lamest thing I've said all day.
LOL! I would have laughed. But I too am inappropriate.
I'm often accused of having no "filter".
I'm so glad I'm not alone:)
You are awesome!!!
hubs and i approve
Think I can use that at church staff meeting tomorrow??? Pleeeeeeease!!??
OMG! That is just awesome. I'm snorting. :)
*L* I can't wait to "steal" that one! Man, woman or chimpazee...It was gooooooood!
Drop dead hilarious.
Where do you come up with this funny ass sayings!?
OMG, can I be your best friend?
Super great. why are people so uptight. I would have gotten you a pad to give him. then we could have rolled on the floor laughing at the same time. people just flat out need to lighten up.
Awesome way to call someone out! :) And for the record, I don't find that offensive at all. Some of my co-workers routinely call each other bitches -- to their faces -- and not in a funny, ha-ha jokey way. We all manage to sit near each other and not stab each other with ballpoint pens somehow, though. :)
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