Thursday, June 28, 2007

Just go ahead and call CPS.

On the way home:

Boy Child: So! Mom! How was work today?

Me: Fine.

Boy Child: Anything...interesting or funny happen today?

Me: Not really, no.

Boy Child: Nothing? Nothing at all?

Me: Boy Child, are you trying to ask if I said the F-word to any managers today?

Boy Child: Um, yes.

Me: NO.

Boy Child: How about the S word?

Me: No.

Boy Child: The b word?

Me: No.

Boy Child: The a h word?

Me: What?

Boy Child: You know. A hole?

Me: NO!

Boy Child: How about the-

Me: Stop making me laugh!

22 comments:

nailgirl said...

Love that boy child

Blue Momma said...

It's like I've seen (well, read) my future.....

M said...

Cod I love you people more than is sane or normal. I only pray to get similar conversations with my kidfolk. provided they ever speak. ;)

wopalockapino said...

Your kids know as many swear words as mine do.

Angie said...

Stop making ME laugh! It hurts. . . .

Kimberly said...

He was going to say douchenozzle, wasn't he?

SJ said...

Lucky for you he didn't actually slip out a word...

Too funny!

Emma in Canada said...

Here's the big difference between my son and yours...mine would say the words, he's not sweet enough to say "f word"

my4kids said...

The boy is to funny. Expecting you to cuss at your boss or someone....
The a h word....hehe, Joshua would have said the "a hole" word.

simonsays said...

Nothing better than smart-alec kids that know their momma....teehee....

Janet a.k.a. "Wonder Mom" said...

hee hee...sounds like conversations we have here...


love him.

Kelly M said...

Love it!! Boy child rocks!

Rachel said...

I heart Boy Child!

Alpha Dude 1.5 said...

You Rock.

Ashley said...

I'm moving in next Thursday - you officially live with the coolest people (besides my kids of course)

nailgirl said...

Nine is learning dyke and doughe bag ugh.

wopalockapino said...

Speaking of Dyke, I learned that one when I was 14. We lived near Van Dyke Road. There was a shopping plaza named "Dykeland" The announcement sign said "Watch for Wendy's Grand Opening". Everyone thought it was funny and told me what it meant. LOL

Amy W said...

One smart boy...

Catwoman said...

Absolutely hysterical. Both of you made my sides hurt.

Sarcastic Housewife #1 said...

Gotta love kids!

julie said...

That's so damn funny. I hope Polly is like that when she gets older.

frannie said...

I just want to squeeze boy child!