Thursday, June 28, 2007

Just go ahead and call CPS.

On the way home:

Boy Child: So! Mom! How was work today?

Me: Fine.

Boy Child: Anything...interesting or funny happen today?

Me: Not really, no.

Boy Child: Nothing? Nothing at all?

Me: Boy Child, are you trying to ask if I said the F-word to any managers today?

Boy Child: Um, yes.

Me: NO.

Boy Child: How about the S word?

Me: No.

Boy Child: The b word?

Me: No.

Boy Child: The a h word?

Me: What?

Boy Child: You know. A hole?

Me: NO!

Boy Child: How about the-

Me: Stop making me laugh!

22 comments:

Denise said...

Love that boy child

Anonymous said...

It's like I've seen (well, read) my future.....

M said...

Cod I love you people more than is sane or normal. I only pray to get similar conversations with my kidfolk. provided they ever speak. ;)

Unknown said...

Your kids know as many swear words as mine do.

Angie said...

Stop making ME laugh! It hurts. . . .

Kimberly Vanderhorst said...

He was going to say douchenozzle, wasn't he?

SJINCO said...

Lucky for you he didn't actually slip out a word...

Too funny!

Emma in Canada said...

Here's the big difference between my son and yours...mine would say the words, he's not sweet enough to say "f word"

my4kids said...

The boy is to funny. Expecting you to cuss at your boss or someone....
The a h word....hehe, Joshua would have said the "a hole" word.

Jamie said...

Nothing better than smart-alec kids that know their momma....teehee....

Anonymous said...

hee hee...sounds like conversations we have here...


love him.

Kelly said...

Love it!! Boy child rocks!

Rachel (Crazy-Is) said...

I heart Boy Child!

Alpha Dude said...

You Rock.

Ashley said...

I'm moving in next Thursday - you officially live with the coolest people (besides my kids of course)

Denise said...

Nine is learning dyke and doughe bag ugh.

Unknown said...

Speaking of Dyke, I learned that one when I was 14. We lived near Van Dyke Road. There was a shopping plaza named "Dykeland" The announcement sign said "Watch for Wendy's Grand Opening". Everyone thought it was funny and told me what it meant. LOL

Amy W said...

One smart boy...

Anonymous said...

Absolutely hysterical. Both of you made my sides hurt.

Victoria Dehlbom said...

Gotta love kids!

julie said...

That's so damn funny. I hope Polly is like that when she gets older.

frannie said...

I just want to squeeze boy child!