On the way home:
Boy Child: So! Mom! How was work today?
Me: Fine.
Boy Child: Anything...interesting or funny happen today?
Me: Not really, no.
Boy Child: Nothing? Nothing at all?
Me: Boy Child, are you trying to ask if I said the F-word to any managers today?
Boy Child: Um, yes.
Me: NO.
Boy Child: How about the S word?
Me: No.
Boy Child: The b word?
Me: No.
Boy Child: The a h word?
Me: What?
Boy Child: You know. A hole?
Me: NO!
Boy Child: How about the-
Me: Stop making me laugh!
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Love that boy child
It's like I've seen (well, read) my future.....
Cod I love you people more than is sane or normal. I only pray to get similar conversations with my kidfolk. provided they ever speak. ;)
Your kids know as many swear words as mine do.
Stop making ME laugh! It hurts. . . .
He was going to say douchenozzle, wasn't he?
Lucky for you he didn't actually slip out a word...
Too funny!
Here's the big difference between my son and yours...mine would say the words, he's not sweet enough to say "f word"
The boy is to funny. Expecting you to cuss at your boss or someone....
The a h word....hehe, Joshua would have said the "a hole" word.
Nothing better than smart-alec kids that know their momma....teehee....
hee hee...sounds like conversations we have here...
love him.
Love it!! Boy child rocks!
I heart Boy Child!
You Rock.
I'm moving in next Thursday - you officially live with the coolest people (besides my kids of course)
Nine is learning dyke and doughe bag ugh.
Speaking of Dyke, I learned that one when I was 14. We lived near Van Dyke Road. There was a shopping plaza named "Dykeland" The announcement sign said "Watch for Wendy's Grand Opening". Everyone thought it was funny and told me what it meant. LOL
One smart boy...
Absolutely hysterical. Both of you made my sides hurt.
Gotta love kids!
That's so damn funny. I hope Polly is like that when she gets older.
I just want to squeeze boy child!
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