I like to get cute labels for my Christmas cards. I always order them from Family Labels. You can put the "faces" of your family on the label. It's actually little cartoon faces, but you can give them the features of the people in your family. And your pets, even!
This year I got my labels and was particularly pleased with how cute they are.
"Look," I said, to my husband. "Look how cute these are!"
He looked. Scowled.
"You don't like?" I asked.
"It's just," he sighed. "I'm bald."
"Right..." I said, not sure what the problem was.
"I'm bald on these labels," he said, pointing out his face.
Because, um, as seen in this evidentiary photo? He's also bald in real life.
So I did what any good, loving, supportive wife would do.
I began to laugh hysterically.
He didn't think it was very funny.
Also? When I said, "Honey. You're BALD. Don't fight the baldness! EMBRACE THE BALDNESS!"
He didn't think that was funny either.
But I? Think bald guys are totally hot.
So I win.