Sunday, June 01, 2008

I should do and say nothing while I am sick with the flu.

Seriously. It just does not go well.

At approximately 3am, I decided that we needed to move back to North Carolina. Somehow being there will magically solve all of my problems, I suppose. I woke Jason up to tell him of this plan.

At three o'clock in the morning.

He was not amused. He said we would talk later when I wasn't high on NyQuil.

So I got up and came to my computer. So I could look for jobs. In North Carolina, people. NORTH CAROLINA.

Remember what I said about North Carolina? That it would be a cold day in hell and all that?

I got distracted by MSN. I wanted to log into MSN and check up on my board. So I kept typing in www.msn.com again and again and again and the stupid page would not change. It was extraordinarily frustrating and I was about to cry when I realized something.

My home page? Is set to MSN.

So. There's that.

No one was around at 3am to talk to me, so I started looking for jobs, got confused and applied for one in North Dakota instead of North Carolina. I then sent the person an email and told them to disregard because I was high on NyQuil.

I tried to recall it, but it didn't work.

Sigh.

Sorry random company in North Dakota. Please do not turn me in to any authorities.

I went back to bed and kept dreaming I had a bunch of step-kids. It was really weird. They all had red hair.

I got up and took more NyQuil.

I don't think the NyQuil is doing anything except helping me to sleep.

And hopefully? Helping me forget.

12 comments:

Jenski said...

You think the NyQuil is helping you sleep? It's also helping you apply to jobs nationwide and dream of a bunch of red-headed step children. Careful you don't take too much. :-)

Gerbil said...

I am convinced that nothing involving NyQuil can ever end well. But I do hope you feel better quickly.

Rebecca said...

For some reason, I think moving back to NC is a fantastic idea.
We can do lunch!! Or we can swig Nyquil, whatever floats your boat...haha!

frannie said...

who needs crack when you got nyquil!

PinkCat said...

Awww I hope you feel better soon. I am kind of back and kind of not back. lol I will post soonish.

Hugs and well I have missed you lots.

Cat

Birth Sister Doula Services said...

hey. i resemble that red-headed stepchild remark. :)

if you're going to look for a job in another state, please email me. i may have some leads for you if St. Louis is of interest to you.

Mrs. Booms said...

NyQuil makes me hallucinate. So this? Does not surprise me.

Amy W said...

Please come to NC...pretty please :).

Anonymous said...

Mmmmmm... I love me some Nyquil.

Those people in North Dakota are probably going to be so confused!

Sabrina said...

LMAO! If you come to NC, look me up! I live close to Amy!

Jocelyn said...

You wouldn't believe the standard of living in North Dakota. And Jason could start a windmill farm. Yea, they can sell the wind there. It's that good.

SJINCO said...

I do the same whacked out stuff when I take Nyquil.


And also? I have weird dreams when I eat ice cream before bed.


Mmmmm. Ice cream.