Seriously. It just does not go well.
At approximately 3am, I decided that we needed to move back to North Carolina. Somehow being there will magically solve all of my problems, I suppose. I woke Jason up to tell him of this plan.
At three o'clock in the morning.
He was not amused. He said we would talk later when I wasn't high on NyQuil.
So I got up and came to my computer. So I could look for jobs. In North Carolina, people. NORTH CAROLINA.
Remember what I said about North Carolina? That it would be a cold day in hell and all that?
I got distracted by MSN. I wanted to log into MSN and check up on my board. So I kept typing in www.msn.com again and again and again and the stupid page would not change. It was extraordinarily frustrating and I was about to cry when I realized something.
My home page? Is set to MSN.
So. There's that.
No one was around at 3am to talk to me, so I started looking for jobs, got confused and applied for one in North Dakota instead of North Carolina. I then sent the person an email and told them to disregard because I was high on NyQuil.
I tried to recall it, but it didn't work.
Sigh.
Sorry random company in North Dakota. Please do not turn me in to any authorities.
I went back to bed and kept dreaming I had a bunch of step-kids. It was really weird. They all had red hair.
I got up and took more NyQuil.
I don't think the NyQuil is doing anything except helping me to sleep.
And hopefully? Helping me forget.
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You think the NyQuil is helping you sleep? It's also helping you apply to jobs nationwide and dream of a bunch of red-headed step children. Careful you don't take too much. :-)
I am convinced that nothing involving NyQuil can ever end well. But I do hope you feel better quickly.
For some reason, I think moving back to NC is a fantastic idea.
We can do lunch!! Or we can swig Nyquil, whatever floats your boat...haha!
who needs crack when you got nyquil!
Awww I hope you feel better soon. I am kind of back and kind of not back. lol I will post soonish.
Hugs and well I have missed you lots.
Cat
hey. i resemble that red-headed stepchild remark. :)
if you're going to look for a job in another state, please email me. i may have some leads for you if St. Louis is of interest to you.
NyQuil makes me hallucinate. So this? Does not surprise me.
Please come to NC...pretty please :).
Mmmmmm... I love me some Nyquil.
Those people in North Dakota are probably going to be so confused!
LMAO! If you come to NC, look me up! I live close to Amy!
You wouldn't believe the standard of living in North Dakota. And Jason could start a windmill farm. Yea, they can sell the wind there. It's that good.
I do the same whacked out stuff when I take Nyquil.
And also? I have weird dreams when I eat ice cream before bed.
Mmmmm. Ice cream.
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