Last night we were watching Jeopardy and one of the questions was something about the painter Peter Paul Rubens. He liked the plus-sized gals so I said, "If I had been alive in his time, I would have been a GODDESS."
And he replied, "Um, Stephanie? How do you not realize you ARE a Goddess?"
I'm so not. But he's awesome, yes?
2) My story (and picture!)about my dog is in this book! Which is now available for pre-order! Heck yes!
3) You can still win this. Eco-friendly! And whatnot!
4) Okay, and finally? I got my new jeans today y'all.
And here I am:
And Oh Lord y'all. I know. The mirror. It's terrible.
It's Jason fault, I swear. I have no idea how a grown man can get SO MUCH TOOTHPASTE on the mirror. But he does.
And since this really doesn't show so much of the jeans? I had Girl Child take this:
TREMENDOUSLY blurry. But you get the idea.
I have new pants. They are smaller than my old pants. AND THEY FIT.
Now? I just need new shirts.
I HAVE NEW PANTS! AND THEY ARE SMALLER! AND THEY FIT! AND I LITERALLY SAID "YAY!" WHEN I LOOKED IN THE MIRROR AND I TOTALLY DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT!
Don't you want to come visit me? I'm really fun.