Me, to Jason: You know, I wish you were my boyfriend and not my husband.
Jason: Why's that?
Me: Because I want to introduce you to people and be all like, "This is Jason. He's my ManFriend."
Jason: Your Manfriend?
Jason: Um. Why?
Me: Because. It sounds better than boyfriend doesn't it? I mean, boyfriend? That sounds young. MANfriend. That's nice. I like that.
Jason: It's preferable to HUSBAND?
Me, stubbornly: I just like it.
Jason: Really, Stephanie? Really?
Me: Well, I LIKE IT JASON.
Jason: Well, if you like it so much then why didn't you call me your MANfriend when we were dating? You called me your boyfriend then!
Me: You WERE a boy then!
Me: Also? I didn't think about it until like two weeks ago! God!
He is so particular!