Me, to Jason: You know, I wish you were my boyfriend and not my husband.
Jason: Why's that?
Me: Because I want to introduce you to people and be all like, "This is Jason. He's my ManFriend."
Jason: Your Manfriend?
Me: Yes.
Jason: Um. Why?
Me: Because. It sounds better than boyfriend doesn't it? I mean, boyfriend? That sounds young. MANfriend. That's nice. I like that.
Jason: It's preferable to HUSBAND?
Me, stubbornly: I just like it.
Jason: Really, Stephanie? Really?
Me: Well, I LIKE IT JASON.
Jason: Well, if you like it so much then why didn't you call me your MANfriend when we were dating? You called me your boyfriend then!
Me: You WERE a boy then!
Jason: Hmph.
Me: Also? I didn't think about it until like two weeks ago! God!
He is so particular!
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You are a riot.
And you are SOOO funny!
Men in their particulars! LOL
I hurt myself on that one. Snorted black cherry soda out my nose, and let me tell you what, that burns worse than Dr Pepper. I should know better than to be drinking anything when reading your posts, srsly.
You be brilliant my friend. Brill.i.ant.
LOL
awesome.
Too funny!
Girlfriend, you crack my shit up. :)
This needs to be a seinfeld episode!
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