Last night, my son said,
"Mom? Do you want to know this?"
Never really knowing what he wants to say, but always wanting to know what he has to say? It's a fun life.
Boy Child: "Well, you know in that game I have? The Haunted Mansion? I've been through all the levels mom. And it's a mansion. And you know that mansion means REALLY BIG HOUSE? And so it's like nine levels. And do you know what else?"
Boy Child, eyes wide: "There are NO BATHROOMS. Anywhere!"
Chick: (Hysterical laughter)
Boy Child: "Why are you laughing?"
Chick, attempting to regain composure as this is clearly a serious issue and one that is weighing heavily on the boy child: "I don't know!"
Boy Child, nodding: "They must have to squeeze their cheeks ALL the TIME."
Chick: "Okay, well, now it's time for bed!"
I did manage to wait until he left the room to laugh. I did.