Friday, October 10, 2008


Douchenozzle: An unpleasant individual. See also douchehat, douchenugget, and asshat.

"Jesus God, he's such a douchenozzle!"

For the love of God!: An expression of annoyance. Usually directed toward my spouse.

"Jason! For the love of God!"

Oh for the love of Christ!: An expression of annoyance. Usually directed toward my spouse.

"Oh for the love of Christ, Jason! Bill O'Reilly is hardly an shining example of journalistic integrity!"

Piddle-dick: Slow and/or lazy.

"Quit piddle-dicking around and move the hell on!"

Sawed-off: Bad.

"Willis is a sawed-off son of a bitch".

Slap: Entirely.

"I am worn slap out!"

Umpty-frat: Numerous.

"I've told you umpty-frat times Clyde! I don't have the stupid document!"

Whatthedamnhell: An expression of surprise and/or confusion.

"Whatthedamnhell is going on here?"


Anonymous said...


I am so using that from now on.

Sarcasta-Mom said...

Love it! Im going to have to start incorporating some of those into my everday vocabulary :)

SJINCO said...

You added those all into the Urban Dictionary didn't you? Or did you start your very own dictionary?

Very funny! I think I might steal one or two...

Wenderina said...

Awesomeness. Chick has a brand.

Emma in Canada said...

Do you want to know how dense I am? It wasn't until I scrolled back up that I got the title. Sigh.

Anonymous said...


I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Something to do with visual/olfactory sense or something.

Kim said...

Thanks for the primer. I will keep it handy as I read your blog from now one. : )

velocibadgergirl said...


that is fucking awesome XD

Anonymous said...

Sweet hell, this is great!! And? I'm SO adapting a few into my vocab.


Rachel (Crazy-Is) said...

So, does this mean I can add bi-ligual to my resume?

Anonymous said...

Hey just poppin in to say hi. I have my own vocab aka Deniseinese lol. This is Denise by the way.

Beckie said...

Brilliant! I use a few of these myself.

Angie said...

Captain Steve said...

piddle-dick. Fabulous. My new word of the day.