Douchenozzle: An unpleasant individual. See also douchehat, douchenugget, and asshat.
"Jesus God, he's such a douchenozzle!"
For the love of God!: An expression of annoyance. Usually directed toward my spouse.
"Jason! For the love of God!"
Oh for the love of Christ!: An expression of annoyance. Usually directed toward my spouse.
"Oh for the love of Christ, Jason! Bill O'Reilly is hardly an shining example of journalistic integrity!"
Piddle-dick: Slow and/or lazy.
"Quit piddle-dicking around and move the hell on!"
Sawed-off: Bad.
"Willis is a sawed-off son of a bitch".
Slap: Entirely.
"I am worn slap out!"
Umpty-frat: Numerous.
"I've told you umpty-frat times Clyde! I don't have the stupid document!"
Whatthedamnhell: An expression of surprise and/or confusion.
"Whatthedamnhell is going on here?"
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14 comments:
LMAO...Umpty-Frat.
I am so using that from now on.
Love it! Im going to have to start incorporating some of those into my everday vocabulary :)
You added those all into the Urban Dictionary didn't you? Or did you start your very own dictionary?
Very funny! I think I might steal one or two...
Awesomeness. Chick has a brand.
Do you want to know how dense I am? It wasn't until I scrolled back up that I got the title. Sigh.
Douchenugget?
Really?
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Something to do with visual/olfactory sense or something.
Thanks for the primer. I will keep it handy as I read your blog from now one. : )
UMPTY FRAT!! LOL
that is fucking awesome XD
Sweet hell, this is great!! And? I'm SO adapting a few into my vocab.
:)
So, does this mean I can add bi-ligual to my resume?
Hey just poppin in to say hi. I have my own vocab aka Deniseinese lol. This is Denise by the way.
Brilliant! I use a few of these myself.
So.much.fun.
piddle-dick. Fabulous. My new word of the day.
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